Weird
Laws
Alabama
Dominoes may not be
played on Sunday.
It is illegal to wear
a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Boogers may not be
flicked into the wind.
It is legal to drive
the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the
front of your automobile.
You may not have an
ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Masks may not be worn
in public.
It is illegal for a
driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
Alaska
Moose may not be viewed
from an airplane.
No one may tie their
pet dog to the roof of a car.
It is considered an
offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
Owners of flamingos
may not let their pet into barber shops.
One may not roam the
city with a bow and arrows.
Arizona
There is a possible
25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
Donkeys cannot sleep
in bathtubs.
Cards may not be played
in the street with a Native American.
If you bother the cottontails
or bullfrogs, you will be fined.
No more than six girls
may live in any house.
A decree declares that
anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used
up.
An ordinance prohibits
the wearing of suspenders.
No one is permitted
to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.
It is illegal for men
and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible
when smiling.
AUSTRALIA
It is illegal to roam
the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your
face as these items are the tools of a cat burgular.
It is illegal to wear
hot pink pants after midday Sunday.
Taxi cabs are required
to carry a bale of hay in the trunk.
You must have a neck
to knee swimsuit in order to swim at Brighton Beach.
Only licensed electricians
may change a light bulb.
It is illegal to walk
on the right hand side of a footpath.
CANADA
Wooden logs may not
be painted.
Businesses must provide
rails for tying up horses.
The city is classified
as a no-pee zone.
Margarine producers
can't make their margarine yellow.
Citizens may not publicly
remove bandages
CHINA
You may only have one
child, or you will have to pay a fine.
DENMARK
If a horse drawn carriage
is trying to pass a car and the horse becomes uneasy, the owner of the car
is required to pull over and if necessary, cover the car.
Before starting your
car you are required to check lights, brakes, steering and honk your horn.
No one may start a
car while someone is underneath the vehicle.
No one may start a
car while someone is underneath the vehicle.
One may not be charged
for food at an inn unless that person, by his or her own opinion, is "full".
FRANCE
It is illegal to kiss
on railways in France.
It is illegal to take
photos of police officers or police vehicles, even if they are just in the
background.
No pig may be addressed
as Napoleon by its owner.
An ashtray is considered
to be a deadly weapon.
GERMANY
Every office must have
a view of the sky, however small.
A pillow can be considered
a "passive" weapon.
ISRAEL
Raising a pig on Israeli
soil will result in the murder of said pig.
No loud voices or big
lights are allowed during weekends.
Picking one's nose
on the Sabbath is illegal.
If you have been maintaining
an illegal radio station for five or more years, the station becomes legal.
It is forbidden to
bring bears to the beach.
Bicycles may not ridden
without a license.
ITALY
A man may be arrested
for wearing a skirt.
NORWAY
If your vehicle stalls
and you leave it on the side of the road, you must mark the vehicle with
a red, reflecting triangle.
MEXICO
Bicycle riders may
not lift either foot from the peddles, as it might result in a loss of control.
Philippines
Cars whose license
plates end with a 1 or 2 are not allowed on the roads on Monday, 3 or 4
on Tuesday, 5 or 6 on Wednesday, 7 or 8 on Thursday, and 9 or 0 on Friday
from 7:00 A.M.
Singapore
Bungee jumping is illegal.
If you are convicted
of littering three times, you will have to clean the streets on Sundays
with a bib on saying, "I am a litterer.
It is illegal to pee
in an elevator.
SOUTH AFRICA
Young people wearing
bathing suits are prohibited from sitting less than 12 inches apart.
Switzerland
Clothes may not be
hung to dry on Sunday.
It is illegal to flush
the toilet after 10 P.M
A man may not relieve
himself while standing up, after 10 P.M
While prostitution
is legal, it is illegal to use the services of a prostitute.
Thailand
It is illegal to leave
your house if you are not wearing underwear.
No one may step of
any of the nation's currency.
UK
Since 1313, MPs are
not allowed to don armor in Parliament.
Chelsea Pensioners
may not be impersonated.
A bed may not be hung
out of a window.
Any boy under the age
of 10 may not see a naked manequin.
All steam locomotives
are limited to 4mph on roads.
It is legal for a male
to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle
and his right hand is on the vehicle.
Placing a postage stamp
that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason.
You can only shoot
a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.
O_O
It is illegal for a
woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
Excluding Sundays,
it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.
A license is required
to keep a lunatic.
Damaging the grass
is illegal.
It is illegal to be
a drunk in possession of a cow.
If someone knocks on
your door and requires the use of your commode, you must let them enter.
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