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Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
In a Tokyo Hotel

The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
In a Bucharest hotel lobby

Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
In a Leipzig elevator

To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
In a Belgrade hotel elevator

Please leave your values at the front desk.
In a Paris hotel elevator

Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
In a hotel in Athens

The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
In a Yugoslavian hotel

You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
In a Japanese hotel

You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery

Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant

Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
On the menu of a Polish hotel

Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop

Drop your trousers here for best results.
In a Bangkok dry cleaners

Dresses for street walking.
Outside a Paris dress shop

Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
In a Rhodes tailor shop

It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
A sign posted in Germany's Black forest

Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
In a Zurich hotel

Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
In a Rome laundry

Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.
In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency

Would you like to ride on your own ass?
Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand

Special today - no ice cream.
In a Swiss mountain inn

It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
In a Bangkok temple

Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
In a Tokyo bar

We take your bags and send them in all directions.
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office

If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
On the door of a Moscow hotel room

Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
In a Norwegian cocktail lounge

Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
In a Budapest zoo

Specialist in women and other diseases.
In the office of a Roman doctor

The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
In an Acapulco hotel

Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.
In a Tokyo shop

Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner

When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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